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Why I Am - Miserable Albert feat. Gastric Bypass

from I Suppose You Could Call It Music - The Gamma Radio Album by Gamma Radio

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I look around and see this horrible world that we’re left in
All the pain and misery, the grieving and bereftin’
Everyone is poisoned or has been driven quite insane
Some try to feed me earthworms; some want to eat me brains
The world is out to get me, at least that's the way it seems
I just want to be left alone to chase my little dreams
To have my very own donkow and a toilet made for two,
And someone I can hug and kiss whilst sitting on the loo

And I think to myself
What a bloody stupid world.
What a bloody stupid world.

They all call me Miserable - I just see it how it is
How can I be laughing when the world just takes the piss?
What’s the point in smiling and exposing all me gums?
My muscles are so wasted I would have to use my thumbs
Once I tried to laugh but then I had an aneurism
I had a pelvic fit and then I couldn’t stop a-jizzing
When it was all over I swore I’d never again laugh
But still I cannot help it when I’m farting in the bath

And I think to myself
What a bloody stupid world.
What a bloody stupid world.

I’ve never had a girlfriend, a boyfriend, or a fling
I’ve never had a finger inserted in my ring
I know that I am miserable, but still I want to love
The closest thing to a partner is my leather wanking glove
The world is changing slowly and it’s leaving me behind
No-one wants a useless lump of sentient pork-rind
But if I close my eyes I can live inside my mind
And rid my private world of all of humankind

And I think to myself
What a bloody stupid world.
What a bloody stupid world.

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from I Suppose You Could Call It Music - The Gamma Radio Album, released April 6, 2020
Words by Rob Harrison and Paul Chetty
Music by Rob Harrison

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