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Technomancer Rap feat. Fog and Dave

from I Suppose You Could Call It Music - The Gamma Radio Album by Gamma Radio

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lyrics

Dave:
That’s it - I’ve had enough of all your lies
You tit - your bad bluffs don’t make you wise
The story from O’Nory should have brought us glory
But he didn’t know that it would end gory
He spouted a legend - didn’t know it was true
I doubt he imagined he’d be blamed by you

Fog:
It’s not the story itself but what came after

Dave:
He got absorbed by a blob-

Fog:
-and incited some laughter
But I didn’t mean that - you’re forgetting the rest
The greed and the lust made the town possesed
They came from their hovels with their shovels causing
trouble
Spoiling all the revels as they struggled through the rubble
They smashed up our home and drank all my wine
Got mashed off their domes - the wankers, the swines!

Dave:
All of those adventurers paid for their crimes
Their madventure went bad: they were made into slimes
We’re very lucky to survive like we have-

Fog:
Unlike Trent who was killed by a cad
Do you remember Dave?-

Dave:
-How could I forget?
You never let it go, and I’m full of regret
But a Princess we met, and then interviewed
And I insist you upset her by being so lewd
It was your bloody fault that she hit us with the mad ray
It was you by default, just admit it, compadre!

Fog:
Piss off Dave, it wasn’t my fault!
You failed to convince her down in that Vault!
You’ve got fists of ham, you’re as meek as a lamb
You clam when a gram of shit hits the fan
Bam! you failed the exam of glam
Cos she still burst the dam and released all the jam


Dave:
I see - Fog, your getting personal now
I can see you fretting - don’t have a donkow
At least I didn’t gamble away all our beans
Or have sordid affairs with buzzing machines
I’m an honest presenter, and a wasp dissenter
don’t care I’m not the centre of the world’s attention
Unlike you, I don’t seek the limelight
And I can drink a whisky and still tell the time right

Fog:
Your broadcast persona just gives you a boner
That you’ll never use cos your such a loner

Dave:
You’re a drunk in a funk and stinking like a skunk
You’ve sunk like a monk caught in a nun’s bunk!

Fog:
After all I’ve done for you this is what you think?
Quite frankly, Dave, your attitude stinks
Where would we be if it wasn’t for me?

Dave:
Back in the studio, drinking some tea?
If you hadn’t written that awful play
We wouldn’t be Vespula Vulgaris’ prey

Fog:
If you stuck to the script instead of ad libbing
I’d never have to give you such a bad ribbing
Don’t you dare try to take the moral highground with me
You’ve committed four murders - that’s high villainy
Shane, Goff, Trent and one more:
Jobsworth the ghoul - and that totals four!

Dave:
Alright alright! There’s no point dwelling
I don’t want the shit that you keep smelling
And I wish, I wish, I wish you’d stop telling
Every single person we ever meet. It just goes on and on. On
and on and on. And on and on and on and on. And on and on
and on and on-

credits

from I Suppose You Could Call It Music - The Gamma Radio Album, released April 6, 2020
Words by Rob Harrison and Paul Chetty
Music by Rob Harrison

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