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Please Don't Forget To Feed The Cat - Property of the Exoplanetary Corporation

from I Suppose You Could Call It Music - The Gamma Radio Album by Gamma Radio

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Here’s a reminder if your memory is hazy
Although we’re very agile we are also rather lazy
And just because we eat a lot and might be getting fat
Please don’t forget to feed the cat

We require three course meals spread throughout the day
Breakfast, Brunch, Elevenses, Lunch, Dinner and Buffets
Followed by Tea and Supper and a midnight feast
So don’t forget to feed us or you’ll wake the sleeping beast

Wrrrowwl! Our tails are quite expressive
Wrrrowwl! And we find nothing impressive
Wrrrowwl! We’re always landing on our feet
Wrrrowwl! And we play with our meat

Don’t just stand around whilst we laze upon the floor
Lick our fur and stroke our ears and clean our mucky paws
Feed us cream and caviar, tuna steak and more
Disobey or run away and you will feel our claws

We’ll hang you by your ankles so that you can dangle string
Or strap a feather to your head - we’ll chase it as you swing
We’ll dress you up as little mice and torture you all day
We’ll break your legs and laugh at you trying to crawl away

Wrrrowwl! We’re cuties but we’re naughty
Wrrrowwl! And sometimes very haughty
Wrrrowwl! Evil prong’d are our males
Wrrrowwl! And we’re worse than killer whales

So never forget if you’re a servant of a cat
Remember your place or be treated like a rat
You’re born to serve and we are born to rule
‘Cos you are very soft and we’re sharp clawed and cruel

There’s nothing as exciting as splitting open skin
And seeing all the bits inside wobbling within
We’ll take your bloody guts and bones and leave them on the mat
So just remember, never, ever, forget to feed the cat

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from I Suppose You Could Call It Music - The Gamma Radio Album, released April 6, 2020
Words by Rob Harrison and Paul Chetty
Music by Rob Harrison

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