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One May Morning - Fartin' McCarthy

from I Suppose You Could Call It Music - The Gamma Radio Album by Gamma Radio

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lyrics

As I was a walking one morning in may
I met a young maiden who was going my way
She had a head like a dustbin and a body to match
Her chassis was flawless - not even a scratch
Her diodes were blinking and winking at me
Her L.E.D screen flickered quite crazily
Then all of a sudden she turned her head
And opened her mouthpiece and suddenly said

zero one zero one zero one one one
zero one one zero one zero zero zero
zero one one one one zero zero one
zero zero one one one one one one

I was bewildered cos I don’t speak in code
She might as well spoke in the language of toads
She started swinging her girder like arm
And emitted a noise like a fire alarm
I thought this romantic so took her left hand
And planted a kiss, but she didn’t understand
Out of her fingertips oil she did spray
Blinded were my eyes when she started to say

zero one zero one zero one one one
zero one one zero one zero zero zero
zero one one one one zero zero one
zero zero one one one one one one

I did the only thing I could have done
I asked her to marry me and build me a son
She seemed quite moody and blew out some steam
And spoke in some glitches that I guess were obscene
Out of her chest came some paper right quick
Saying: “Look out behind you, you moronic dick
There’s a grockle all lurking behind yonder tree
Then she began singing again with some glee

zero one zero one zero one one one
zero one one zero one zero zero zero
zero one one one one zero zero one
zero zero one one one one one one

I asked her to shoot it, she shook her head no.
She stuck up her finger and asked me to go
I misunderstood so I took off my pants
Ignoring the grockle I asked her to dance
She called the beast over, and I had a shock
For it suddenly lunged and then bit off my cock
I cradled my stump as I prepared to die
She swiftly departed and sang to the sky

zero one zero one zero one one one
zero one one zero one zero zero zero
zero one one one one zero zero one
zero zero one one one one one one

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from I Suppose You Could Call It Music - The Gamma Radio Album, released April 6, 2020
Words by Rob Harrison and Paul Chetty
Music by Rob Harrison

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