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The first time that I saw you I just knew that I’d adore you
A sleeping stud lying in the mud
I put you in a sack and then I chucked you in the back
The cart carried you and my heart did too

I saw your eyes were open my throat began a-chokin’
You tried to get away and I convinced you to stay
Nothings more persuasive than a feeling that pervasive
Your fear is my friend with it your will I can bend

Deep in my heart I can feel a little flutter
When you look at me I melt like butter
You look so cute and sweet
You really knocked me off my feet
I’m so glad I dragged you outta the gutter

Nothing gets me going like a piece of skin that’s showing
You can do no wrong whilst you’re wearing my thong
Nothing gets me hotter than you dressed up like an otter
I get ants in my pants when you throw me a glance

I can see you thinking when your eyes begin blinking
I know its time to put you back in line
I like to keep berating - with my drugs I keep sedating
Oh, you are my toy, just admit it my boy

Sometimes I feel that you don’t really love me
If we were on the edge of a cliff I think you’d shove me
But if that were really true
Then I’d be afraid of you
And with no legs you’ll never stand above me

I think its just the ticket when you’ve got a sticky wicket
I think its swell to keep you down in the well
Nothing gets me wetter than a branding with a letter
I’ll go with a ‘p’ cos you belong to me

If the rules you don’t remember - you’ll remember you’re dismembered
You looked kinda bland with both of your hands
If you cause a complication then you’ll undergo castration
And I’ll pickle them too as a reminder to you

I cannot live without you sitting at my side
If you ever ever left me then I’d die
Just slump right there and drool
You still make me feel the fool
But leave me and you’ll be buried alive

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from I Suppose You Could Call It Music - The Gamma Radio Album, released April 6, 2020
Words by Rob Harrison and Paul Chetty
Music by Rob Harrison

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Gamma Radio is a Post Nuclear Comedy podcast set in the ruins of Great Britland. These post apocalyptians are a musical bunch, and here we display their finest wares.

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