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lyrics

There’s something in the bushes - oh I do beg your pardon
It’s Old Mr Spoctapus hiding in my garden
All his vicious vegetables escaped from their cages
They’ve eaten all the workers - they chewed on them for ages
Now they’re on the prowl for another bit of human
They’re crawling in my garden and I am bloody fuming
That old fool Spoctapus has let them all loose again
We’re hoping for a miracle - or a gang of vegans

It’s not the first time
Won’t be the last time
I’d better mention
I call for an intervention

Coming through the hedges is bold little fellow
He’s trying to soothe the vegetables by playing the cello
Watching through the window as they all gather ‘round him
I have to look away as they begin to devour him
Old Mr Spoctapus is running for his life -as
A flock of asparageese are giving him some strife
I think I hear a knocking from my parlour door
I’d better let him in so he doesn’t get mauled

It’s not the first time
Won’t be the last time
Botanic tension
I call for an intervention

Swimming round the pond there’s a shoal of pea-rahnas
And sitting in a tree is a llama banana
The broccodile’s are hungry, the snarlic is snarling
The grizzly pears are here this is getting quite alarming
If we had a blender we could make a big smoothie
And sell it to the villagers and we’d all feel groovy
But as it stands now we’re the ones on the menu
If anyone is listening then save us I beg you

It’s not the first
Won’t be the last time
I have contention
I call for an intervention!

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from I Suppose You Could Call It Music - The Gamma Radio Album, released April 6, 2020
Words by Rob Harrison and Paul Chetty
Music by Rob Harrison

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Gamma Radio is a Post Nuclear Comedy podcast set in the ruins of Great Britland. These post apocalyptians are a musical bunch, and here we display their finest wares.

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